The Best Sayings From Bumper-Stickers Ever!!!
Did you ever notice how funny alot of bumper-stickers are really funny? Well these sayings are my favourites:
- Don’t make me release the flying monkeys!
- Trucks are for girls (yessss! so true)
- Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it’s idiot
- If you want dope grow a Bush (stupid but funny)
- I poke badgers with spoons.
- Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite.
- Carpe Diem = Sieze the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- Save an elk, shoot a land developer.