The Best Sayings From Bumper-Stickers Ever!!!

Did you ever notice how funny alot of bumper-stickers are really funny? Well these sayings are my favourites:

  • Don’t make me release the flying monkeys!
  • Trucks are for girls (yessss! so true)
  • Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it’s idiot
  • If you want dope grow a Bush (stupid but funny)
  • I poke badgers with spoons.
  • Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite.
  • Carpe Diem = Sieze the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
  • Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  • Save an elk, shoot a land developer.



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